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Here is part 3 of the 6-post series of NBA player nicknames.

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Wilt Chamberneezy?

Atlanta Hawks

Josh Childress – J-Chill
Al Horford – the Dominican Stallion, Horf
Joe Johnson – Joe Cool, JJ
Acie Law – Captain Clutch
Josh Smith – J-Smoove

Charlotte Bobcats

Matt Carroll – the Hammer
Jared Dudley – Studley, Junkyard Dog
Raymond Felton – Felts
Othella Harrington – the Big O
Sean May – Manboobs
Jeff McInnis – McNasty, J-Mac, the Maestro
Nazr Mohammed – the Prophet
Adam Morrison – Stache, Pornstache, Mo, Ammo
Emeka Okafor – EO50, Blackula
Jason Richardson – J-Rich
Gerald Wallace – G-Force, Crash

Miami Heat

Mark Blount – Big Basic
Daequan Cook – the Chef
Ricky Davis – Get Buckets, Grits N Gravy, Slick Rick
Udonis Haslem – U-D, Udominator
Luke Jackson – Cool Hand Luke
Alonzo Mourning – Zo
Shaquille O’Neal – Shaq, the Diesel, Shaq-Fu, Big Aristotle, Wilt Chamberneezy, Officer Shaq, Big Daddy
Dwyane Wade – D-Wade, Flash
Jason Williams – J-Dub, J-Will, White Chocolate

Orlando Magic

Carlos Arroyo – Carlitos
Tony Battie – Batman
Keyon Dooling – KD
Adonal Foyle – the Cobra
Dwight Howard – D12, Thunder, Man Child, Thundercat, D-Bo
Rashard Lewis – Young Fella, Sweet Lew
Jameer Nelson – Lightning
JJ Reddick – the Poet
Hedo Turkoglu – Glu

Agent Zero, Hibachi, Nacho, the Black President or just Gil?

Washington Wizards

Gilbert Arenas – Agent Zero, Hibachi, Gil, Nacho, Agent Arenas, the Black President
Andray Blatche – Bulletproof, Cabbage Blatche
Caron Butler – Tough Juice, Caronimo
Brendan Haywood – Baby Huey
Eton Thomas – Uncle Eton
Nick Young – Bean Burrito

**Part IV Coming Soon…

Part I (Atlantic Division)
Part II (Central Division)
Part III (Southeast Division)
Part IV (Pacific Division)
Part V (Southwest Division)
Part VI (Northwest Division)